More on the mighty immune system...

In addition to my latest post about My Immune System I would like to show you all the Toothpaste For Dinner version. Quicker, wittier and more succinct. I wish I were a famous cartoonist.

I would also like to put out a message of warning to those on this earth who possess telephones: stop calling when I'm eating. Telemarketers, acquaintences, loved ones. No one wants me to eat a hot dinner. Or cold crunchy weetbix.